Q. Where does one put the dishes?
A. In the Zinc.
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A. One molar solution.
Q. What is the dieter's element?
A. Nobelium
Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?
A. He Palladium.
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
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